What time is it?
Oh, kill-myself o’ clock?
Too depressed to function yeaaah
Oh Tumblr, allowing me to say all the things that are too political or outrageous for Twitter
- them: why do you always play video games when you're sad?
- me: they're called consoles for a reason
does anyone else get really anxious when the cashier hands you change and you’re hurriedly putting it away in your wallet so that the next customer in line can proceed or is that just me
i don’t even put it in my wallet, i just crumple everything and throw it in the bag before the anxiety bomb goes off
Please don’t feel like you need to send me messages that include the phrases:
-“Sorry for bothering you…”
-“I know I’m stupid, but…”
-“Sorry for wasting your time…”
-“Just ignore me…”
You are not bothering me. You are not stupid. You are not wasting my time. I refuse to ignore you.
Your existence is not an inconvenience.








